dear sir or madame,

Dear Sir or Madame who stumbled onto my blog while searching for "synchronized diving,"

I'm sorry.

You obviously didn't find what you were looking for here.

I hope other cyber-users don't use the phrase "synchronized diving" so casually and unthinkingly and, may I say flippantly, as I. I hope that, eventually, you were able to find the info you needed.

But, if you happen to chance by this blog again (which you did if you're reading this. obv.)...whaddya think of my first 5 days?

Love, Brittney

p.s. Contact me before the next summer Olympics... I'd love to hear your picks. As would I love to hear what kinds of things one could say to "talk trash" during such a sport.