Luke, I'm not your father.

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjby3iL4-W-d60Y6ggxRpmcjhm_zgS30Hn3ffEiIyEUpICj6DjfXgJaPnwIWCeap0RfQd2NIpCerYOF7k6dUuvT2L_J0SIluHKCYua-UyyEAmODudEzOV6tqcUKZAah1au8QSH7JM06S1S0/s1600/J2britt4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjby3iL4-W-d60Y6ggxRpmcjhm_zgS30Hn3ffEiIyEUpICj6DjfXgJaPnwIWCeap0RfQd2NIpCerYOF7k6dUuvT2L_J0SIluHKCYua-UyyEAmODudEzOV6tqcUKZAah1au8QSH7JM06S1S0/s640/J2britt4.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-small;">shoes: steve madden. cutoffs: express. undershirt: downeast basics. shirt: american eagle. bracelet: forever21.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpL0vgIkLC-onHoWU5HZxBVZztd-zIzJNjT3aX7bUf0ZxXxh6uf6HlsJuyOywuCCLW5U0p_AC70nEnsp4ohqA8rilxR6RP39gUHH8RysLqjkztcaQPtT_tc1NfbfjFEpdX1qN1P09rPt9S/s1600/J2britt1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpL0vgIkLC-onHoWU5HZxBVZztd-zIzJNjT3aX7bUf0ZxXxh6uf6HlsJuyOywuCCLW5U0p_AC70nEnsp4ohqA8rilxR6RP39gUHH8RysLqjkztcaQPtT_tc1NfbfjFEpdX1qN1P09rPt9S/s640/J2britt1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVXBz-5GGpZX239e07qSZMfDnN01HaT0s-oh5e98STBXVjQ3ITSko6oiyZ12z6PjQAbHDMv_c1rReIamC9PhrjYe5g0aUqhBdIfXpNTUpBjlQl30ddYc9mBj6nalgmGCXehfAShzdXPIxT/s1600/J2britt3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVXBz-5GGpZX239e07qSZMfDnN01HaT0s-oh5e98STBXVjQ3ITSko6oiyZ12z6PjQAbHDMv_c1rReIamC9PhrjYe5g0aUqhBdIfXpNTUpBjlQl30ddYc9mBj6nalgmGCXehfAShzdXPIxT/s640/J2britt3.JPG" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1xJAAF25SUZdszt1KEDAezjuV12kHV09kSEH9OYqCdFwAIqPVFYprd77GtV04t7I7Rqy_9RmHTMklRHClrDS2rNUtYOaBTfGe_frPKb-17XuOv0ibyaYiOGZa0a7ah1X72X8e_OM1-B50/s1600/J2britt2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1xJAAF25SUZdszt1KEDAezjuV12kHV09kSEH9OYqCdFwAIqPVFYprd77GtV04t7I7Rqy_9RmHTMklRHClrDS2rNUtYOaBTfGe_frPKb-17XuOv0ibyaYiOGZa0a7ah1X72X8e_OM1-B50/s640/J2britt2.JPG" /></a></div><div align="center">Jumping-off point for this ensemble was the fact that I'd shaved my legs. Plus it was hot. Got ourselves a two-fer in the Why I Will Wear Shorts Today department. The only protest, as far as I could tell, is the fact that my legs are a pale shade of white that hovers uncomfortably between "ghost" and "dead."</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">To which protestations I say: Bring on the death march then. And also fame, because I'm pretty sure my legs inspired the pasty makeup job of Darth Vadar's mask-removed face near the end of Return of the Jedi. Which, in my humble opinion, was and remains the best Star Wars movie of them all. Mostly because the ewoks are cute. And Jabba the Hut is can't-look-away revolting.</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">I sound like a Trekkie, don't I. Er, not a "trekkie," actually, but rather I sound like whatever the name would be for the Star Wars version of an obsessed fanatic. I'm really not, and the fact that I have no intergalactic name for myself, or accompanying powers, proves it.</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">And, although I may or may not use the quote, "Do or do not; there is no try" on a weekly basis in casual conversation, I can safely assure you that it's almost always in reference to my hearty consumption of entire bags of pnut m&ms...</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">Happy Monday.</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Want this look? 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Luke, I'm not your father.

  shoes: steve madden. cutoffs: express. undershirt: downeast basics. shirt: american eagle. bracelet: forever21. Jumping-off point for this...

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elementary, my dear watson

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Jpncmz-7APijXZcYErJll21mgLkzOaDKhvzfXWentftbckPGMyWUF58DRtehMtjp2AcVGquKx_FfSXECYtA1-1MUOwhMgLih1kbY2g4jOtTtKYNzQW_FLf4ks2v1ozvaLN-QVUIeaQHw/s1600/O1britt2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-small;">shoes: mudd brand. shorts: express jeans (cutoff) (no kidding). shirt: gap. bracelet & belt: forever21. flower clip: downeast basics. earrings: hawaii.</span></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTLvp8nzcLb-RQ5gI0CHdgcP_vJJOdjPotxyWwOsEDEj0U2S62hv7deoHTXzM9gKcVTCJw8yzRyVZBTBjgQsYrDWJ5JqMvf8uLFc1oenDTaGZrKbRBgurfICbJN1TVHlD0aM7jHLPJ2HMc/s1600/O1britt1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtJ1g0bFNoRzacN2DeQCX-QD8vRZaFZTV9oW6P1VB-J2n3GdSCxOnt9GgPlxwdSpMg7dx8p75SENUE8NfJ2-1QpFkOuuBTBIQRrTtobTGHbwO_fXNrhkyTkekFm3le6CjeWk7x4rF2r07U/s1600/O1britt3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Confession: cutoff shorts are turning into a major guilty pleasure for me. It feels like cheating, really, wearing them as much as I do. But I can't help it. There's something deliriously liberating about the irony of pairing total garbage (which, let's be honest, cutoffs really respresent nothing more than trashed jeans that needed to be either thrown out or cut up into oil-changing rags) with some sort of socially acceptable top.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The result? For me, it's an Unexpected and Maybe Awesome mix of high & low, trash & treasure, dumb and dumber & pride and predjudice...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Which brings me to my most recent scientific breakthrough that there are, really, only two kinds of people in this world: those who like Dumb & Dumber, and those who don't. My husband loves it. Further evidence, actually, that opposites really do attract. Know what doesn't attract? A peacock to another peacock, because apparently (says my 6-year-old son, who happens to be King o' Trivia Facts) there's no such thing as a female peacock. Those are called peahens.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Feel free to use <em>that </em>little tidbit in whatever way you deem necessary to get ahead in life. I know it's done wonders for me.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Happy Monday.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Want this look? 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elementary, my dear watson

  shoes: mudd brand. shorts: express jeans (cutoff) (no kidding). shirt: gap. bracelet & belt: forever21. flower clip: downeast basics. ...

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